sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
merriamwebsterdictionary: “this site is a non-judgemental community!!!!!!!!!!”
darrynek: “These are the best years of your life!”
dungeonsanddamsels: this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
dog-with-hat: look what theve started selling again i havnt had these since i was about 4
Anonymously try to seduce me.
a-dork-named-eric: herimperialcataclysm: yougotvexed: ride6: Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of your choice. Seriously, those ones are fun. I BET NONE OF YOU CAN DO IT. I BET YOU. I think a few of you know me too well and I’m going to regret this. e -e You can’t do it~ C’mon, I dare ya.
grantaiiire: i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me like ah yes. i have pleased you